Enoch Sucks

[Verse 1] The sun was out, the vibes were high Until a shadow blocked the sky No, it wasn't rain or a passing bird It was the sound of the most annoying word "Hey guys," he said, with that awkward grin And that’s when the fun started wearing thin. [Chorus] Oh, Enoch sucks, what can we say? He brings a cloud to a sunny day If there’s a joke, he’ll miss the punchline If there’s a watch, he’s never on time We’d tell him off, but he wouldn't get the clue Enoch sucks, but hey—what else is new? [Verse 2] He brought a salad to the barbecue He’s got a "theory" he needs to tell you He took the last slice and he didn't even ask Making being likable a Herculean task He’s got the aux cord? Throw it out the door Nobody wants to hear that polka-trap anymore. [Bridge] Is he a villain? No, that’s too cool He’s just the king of the "Facepalm School" He’s the human version of a "404 Error" A social life lived in absolute terror. [Chorus] Yeah, Enoch sucks, it’s a known fact He’s got the charm of a car that’s been cracked If there’s a party, he’s the one to kill it If there’s a glass, he’s the one to spill it We’d send him home, but he’s already on the couch Enoch sucks... ouch. [Outro] (Fade out with a heavy bass line) Classic Enoch. Total Enoch move. Can someone check if he’s still here? ...Darn it.