crusin with the gang

SpongeBob flippin' patties laced with that green Patrick eatin’ resin straight off the screen Squidward snortin’ lines off his clarinet reed Krabs tradin’ souls just to fuel the greed Scooby munchin’ Scooby Snacks cut with that raw Shaggy drivin’ 180 through Hell’s front door Velma geeked up, glasses fogged from the smoke Daphne poppin’ percs while the bassline choke Mystery Machine painted matte black with sin Tires screamin’ sulfur, we just pulled in Hazbin neon glowin’, overlords in panic Helluva imps reloadin’ automatic Super punch power, one hit vaporize Demons get folded, no need to improvise Smokin’ that Hell-weed, snortin’ that fire-dust Drivin’ cars reckless through brimstone and rust Shreddin’ in a band while the angels all scream Killin’ every motherfucker livin’ the dream From Bikini Bottom to the pits of despair We high as fuck and we just don’t care Saitama yawnin’, bald head reflectin’ flame One casual jab — genocide in his name Alastor grinnin’, static in his veins Charlie still singin’ while we blow out brains Blitzo cacklin’, pistol in each hand Moxxie precision, headshots on demand Millie twirlin’ axe like a deranged ballerina Loona scrollin’ X while she’s shootin’ up ketamine Super punch power, one hit vaporize Demons get folded, no need to improvise Smokin’ that Hell-weed, snortin’ that fire-dust Drivin’ cars reckless through brimstone and rust Shreddin’ in a band while the angels all scream Killin’ every motherfucker livin’ the dream From Bikini Bottom to the pits of despair We high as fuck and we just don’t care Plankton schemin’ but we stomp him flat Sandy roundhouse kick to a demon’s hat Bubble Bowl turned slaughterhouse rave Guitars detuned to the sound of the grave Amp cranked to eleven, feedback from Hell Satan moshin’ front row, ringin’ the bell Weavin’ through traffic on the Highway to Dis Cocaine stripes on the hood, takin’ the risk Patrick belly-floppin’ into lakes of fire SpongeBob laughin’ while the whole world expires One last riff — strings snap, blood on the fret Scooby snack break, but it’s laced with regret We ride eternal, too faded to die Demons all dead and the high never lies Ridin' with SpongeBob, windows down low Scooby gang munchin' snacks, eyes all aglow Shaggy passin' blunts while Fred loads the gauge Velma calculatin' angles for the demon rage Pull up on the opps, shotguns barkin' loud Mystery Machine driftin' through the sulfur cloud Daphne in the back, flirtin' with the fire Patrick starfish grip on a devil's lyre Cruisin' down to Hell, pedal to the brimstone Saitama one-punchin' gates, we're comin' home Devil on his throne, but we storm the keep Blitzo snipin' horns, Moxxie makes him weep One final swing — axe through the crown Lucifer crumples, kingdom tumblin' down Then Charlie pulls me close in the afterglow haze Sheets tangled in sin, we blaze through the days Charlie’s halo cracked but her smile still burns bright Red cheeks flushed from the chaos of the night Pull her in close, lips taste like brimstone and sin Vaggie steps up, spear down, wings tucked in Three bodies tangled in the penthouse glow Sheets soaked in hellfire, moving slow then fast, no Charlie moanin’ hymns while Vaggie grips my throat Angelic rage meets demonic float We ride the high till the Morningstar fades Threesome symphony in the overlord shades Charlie whisperin’ redemption in my ear Vaggie laughin’ low — “Baby, we already here” Fade to black on the hotel bed SpongeBob’s laugh echoes somewhere in my head Devil’s dead, opps smoked, world on fire But right now? Just us three, takin’ it higher