Lavender Marriage

listen got my lemon pepper steppers strapped up she's more masculine than any man I know oh those dirty mutha fucking fingers were touching my stuff a fabulous level of cuntiness, she can suck on my non existent dick I've contemplated giving her dick candy, she doesn't deserve my attitude she's a waste of good snark, my best one she goes on and on about how much she has to do on the books, but we all know this bitch never even cooks, unless it's meth and mommy cleans the sheets, im fabulously not republican if you dont know her well you're a very very veryyy lucky person my life was exceptionally better before I knew her golden showers for the quilt but better do the work that comes after that what happens when you don't do anything ever I've seen that show before 82 degrees, kill yourself "it was so nice having it be so warm" go to your own room mommy can't I like it cold cold when I sleep with these two cats sleeping on top of me I'm already dying I like to have our place at 64 degrees anything above 69 is so foul I dont wear t shirts in front of people my shit stay baggy I'm not taking my sweatshirt off unless I absolutely have too or I'm about to die I do have to tell you you're a little bit weird about the sanitizing thing "that shit grosses me the fuck out" I have jury duty I'm not gunna be there gone one and replace someone useless with someone just as useless yes he did do coke in the bathroom I dont think it was all the time he had a host of issues but it was still annoying to have someone there not doing their damn job she has some alright tattoos her dog is cool even tho he's a pscho he's pretty her mom packs her lunch every day and she brings it she's very timely about picking breaks I guess she can be funny in a really really gross flirting with installers way I've heard her the hard r she closes the door after taking nasty shits and I think (key word think) she takes good care of her animals he gave up his apartment to move in with her when they first met gave up care of his kids, I'm disappointed it smells like piss what the hells going on I haven't even had coffee yet I've cleaned up two piles of puke I'm so glad being single a marriage with a gay man, we tie our finances together but it's a lavender marriage it sounds nice