CLOSED Jingle — Tenacious D Style
Comedy rock, Tenacious D style, theatrical vocals, dramatic, banjo and acoustic guitar, post-apocalyptic humour, exaggerated heroic singing, playful and epic
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Lyrics
[Slow acoustic intro, mock tragedy]
[Emotional theatrical singing]
Red and white tower stands so hiiigh…
But Greenmountain Trader now says goodbye…
You walked for miles, you brave, dumb guy…
But come back later — don’t ask why!
[Backing vocal echo]
Don’t ask whyyyyy!
[Sudden comedic aggressive finish]
The gates are sealed by power untold!
Return tomorrow — be brave, be bold!
[Spoken dramatic whisper]
Greenmountain Trader… is closed.