[Verse 1]

[Intro – strummed acoustic guitar, playful harmonica riff] (Instrumental Solo) [Verse 1 – bouncy acoustic strums, light snare tap] It’s Valentine’s Day, the roses are red Couples post selfies, sweet nonsense is said But I’m raising a beer to a silver-haired man The oldest legend since time began We met on a shoot under studio light Andi roasting Magnus from morning till night You said “distinguished”, I said “prehistoric” You said “mature”, I said “historic.” [Pre-Chorus – building guitar, quickening rhythm] We’re not a couple, let’s make that clear Just two grown idiots drinking beer No candles, no hearts, no soft guitar Just Viking sarcasm from afar [Chorus – full band, catchy sing-along melody] Oh Magnus, my Valentine (no homo, relax) You survived the Ice Age and broken fax Silver Viking with wrinkles so fine The only old man Andi calls “Be mine” No roses, no kissing, no holding hands Just jokes only real men understand If bromance was crime, we’d both do time Happy aggressively straight Valentine [Verse 2 – playful bassline, acoustic guitar continues] Remember the edits Andi would make? Adding ten years just for art’s sake Turned you to pirate, monk and king Ancient Calvin Klein campaign thing Clients moved on, seasons flew by But WhatsApp insults will never die Every few months one message appears: “Still breathing?” — “Yeah, after 200 years.” [Pre-Chorus – slightly more intense, layered vocals] Andi once said with dramatic tone: “I’ll book you myself when I’m overthrown.” Spend his last money just to prove Old Magnus still got that Viking groove [Chorus – full band, louder delivery, crowd clap along] Oh Magnus, my Valentine (strictly bro code) You’re the only fossil Andi would reload Grey as February Scandinavian skies Still sharper than most young guys No romance, no violins playing Just two straight men aggressively staying Friends through wrinkles, edits and time Happy absolutely-not-gay Valentine [Bridge – stripped back acoustic, deadpan vocal delivery] If friendship had flowers, we’d set them on fire If love was a song, this would be louder We don’t say “I care”, we say “You’re old” That’s how real Nordic feelings are told [Final Chorus – arena-sized, full band with added electric guitar solo, crowd sing-along] Oh Magnus, my Valentine (don’t make it weird) Aging like whiskey, slightly revered If Andi gets rich, it’s destiny He’ll rent you again for eternity Raise a beer, you ancient Swede You’re the only Valentine Andi needs Not romantic — just masculine crime Happy aggressively straight Valentine [Outro – fading acoustic strums, playful harmonica riff, final laugh] (Instrumental Solo)