wet butt

[Intro – bright ukulele riff, soft shaker] (Instrumental Solo) [Verse 1 – bouncy ukulele, casual vocal delivery] Stepped off the dock into the morning dew Sat right down on a seat I thought was new Reached back to brush the grass off my jeans Realized too late what I’d really seen [Pre-Chorus – building tambourine, rising vocal energy] Tried to play it cool, walk with a sway But everyone’s staring, I can’t get away My face gets hot, my hands start to shake This little mistake’s gonna make my day [Chorus 1 – full ukulele and drums, catchy hook] Wet butt, wet butt, everyone’s looking now Wet butt, wet butt, I can’t turn this around Stepped in a puddle, sat on a damp seat Wet butt blues, gonna follow me all week [Post-Chorus – wordless "ooh" vocals, ukulele riff] (Instrumental Solo) [Verse 2 – ukulele continues, playful storytelling] Stopped at the café to grab a cold drink Sat on a bench, tried not to think The barista snickered, the dog gave a bark I knew right then I’d left my mark [Pre-Chorus 2 – tambourine picks up, more cheeky vocals] Tried to cover up with a crumpled napkin But the stain just spread, it’s a total reaction My friends are laughing, taking a pic This is the kind of mess that sticks [Chorus 2 – layered vocals, more energetic drums] Wet butt, wet butt, the whole town’s gonna know Wet butt, wet butt, where did I go wrong? Sat on a towel that wasn’t dry enough Wet butt blues, gonna be my lucky charm [Bridge – stripped back ukulele, soft vocals] It’s just a little mess, no need to pout Everyone’s had a day that’s gone south Laugh it off, let the world see your grin This silly mistake’s gonna be your win [Final Chorus – full band, maximum energy] Wet butt, wet butt, let’s all sing it loud Wet butt, wet butt, turn the shame to proud Life’s full of spills and silly mishaps Wet butt blues, gonna be our favorite rap [Outro – fading ukulele, playful vocal ad-lib] Wet butt, wet butt, yeah Wet butt, wet butt, whoa