Bring it on: ADHD

I’m spicy, I’m cute! I forgot why I came in this room — shoot! I’m vibin’, great hair! I saw your text… I just didn’t care! I’m wanted, I’m hot! I made three plans — now I’m not! I’m pretty, I’m cool! Avoiding calls is self-care rule! Who am I? Just guess! My laundry lives in organized stress! I’m rockin’, I smile! I’ve had that email for… a while. I’m tryin’, I jump! Clean one spot — now the house is dumped! Whoo! I’m major, I roar! Started five hobbies… bought ten more! We cheer and we lead! Then crash from dopamine speed! Don’t judge us ‘cause we’re chaotic — we’re just vibin’ uniquely! We’re ADHD! We’re ADHD! ROLL CALL! Call me Ghost Texter! I love you… just… later! I’m Wh Wh Where’s My Phone? (It’s in my hand — leave me alone!) C C C Couch Lock! Planned to clean… now TikTok! Dude, it’s Doom Piler! That chair? Fashion archive file-er! I’m Big Mood Cancel-er! Yeah! Just call me Hyperfixator! O! (Ask me one thing — I’ll teach a whole semester!) I’M STILL! GHOST TEXTER! I sizzle, I scorch! Bought supplies — forgot the porch! The spirals set in! But we still somehow win! We’re anxious, we’re fun! Late again — but best one! K kick it Executive Dysfunction! E E E Executive Dysfunction! beat drop chaos energy I’m strong and I’m loud! Doing my best — and that makes me proud! I’m A D H D! Messy but legendary! Let’s go, ADHD! We are ADHD! The beautifully chaotic ADHD! We’re overwhelmed! WE MUST BE ADHD!