Sign Me Up Buttercup

Why do I sign me up (sign me up), Comp Sci, baby Just to quit week three (week three) when there’s loops I see? And then worst of all (worst of all) blame the syntax, maybe When I said I will (said I will) learn to code for real I need it (I need it) — Silicon Valley, darling You know that I did from the start So sign me up (sign me up), Comp Sci… then I fall apart “I’ll build apps by June,” I told all my friends at noon “I’ll be coding games real soon!” (bah-dah-dah) I open my screen, see errors in green It’s not fine — I’m confused again (hey, hey, hey!) Teacher, teacher, try to find (hey, hey, hey!) a little way to explain it (hey, hey, hey!) I’ll be home Staring alone at Stack Overflow ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo Why do I hype it up (hype it up), Python, baby Just to switch careers (switch careers) after two hard quizzes? And then worst of all (worst of all) drop it quickly, maybe When recursion starts (recursion starts) breaking my heart I need it (I need it) — hoodie and laptop, darling You know that I did from the start So sign me up (sign me up), Comp Sci… then I hit restart To me I’m a star — next big tech CEO for sure This time I’ll stick it through (bah-dah-dah) But arrays appear, and I disappear Why can’t I just debug you? (hey, hey, hey!) Counselor, try to find (hey, hey, hey!) another class that’s easier (hey, hey, hey!) I’ll be home Refreshing my Chrome, checking withdrawals ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo Why do I build it up (build it up), GPA, baby Just to drop it down (drop it down) when midterms come around? And then worst of all (worst of all) say “next term, maybe I’ll finally stay (finally stay) past add-drop day” I need it (I need it) — discipline, darling You know that I did from the start So sign me up (sign me up), Piedmont Comp Sci… don’t break my heart I need it (I need it) — tech dreams, baby You know that I did from the start So sign me up (sign me up), Comp Sci… then I drop that part