Nana's Landscaping Surprise

[Intro – playful xylophone riff, light trap snare] (Instrumental Solo) [Verse 1 – bouncy 808, cheeky vocal delivery] Woke up Saturday, sun was blazin' bright Heard a yell from the yard, gave me a fright Ran to the window, peeked through the screen Saw my Nana by the roses, lookin' real mean Said she couldn't make it to the indoor pot Took a squat by the hydrangea plot Neighbor's dog was barkin', starin' real hard Nana just flipped him off, said "mind your own yard" [Chorus – catchy call-and-response, clap track] Nana dropped a deuce in the landscaping, yeah Left a little gift where the marigolds sing Nana dropped a deuce in the landscaping, yeah Now the squirrels won't go near that old swing [Verse 2 – faster flow, playful hi-hats] Grabbed a shovel, ran out to the scene Nana was leanin' on the fence, sippin' green tea Said "don't you worry, boy, it's organic feed" "Helps the tomatoes grow, you'll see" Neighbor Karen walked by, eyes wide as plates Nana just waved, said "nice to see your face" Karen ran inside, slammed her front door Nana cackled loud, said "she's such a bore" [Chorus – layered vocals, silly ad-libs ("ooh la la!")] Nana dropped a deuce in the landscaping, yeah Left a little gift where the marigolds sing Nana dropped a deuce in the landscaping, yeah Now the squirrels won't go near that old swing [Bridge – slowed tempo, whispered delivery] Later that week, the roses bloomed real red The zucchinis grew big, almost broke the bed Nana said "told you, boy, my method works" I just shook my head, said "you're one of a kind, Nana" [Solo – goofy synth melody, bouncing 808] (Instrumental Solo) [Final Chorus – maximum energy, group vocals] Nana dropped a deuce in the landscaping, yeah Left a little gift where the marigolds sing Nana dropped a deuce in the landscaping, yeah Now the whole block knows our family thing [Outro – fading xylophone, Nana's laugh sample] Nana's still the boss, no doubt about it Landscaping's never been so lit