Ten Minute Sentence

Verse 1 Booted up the stream, said “hey what’s up?” Five minutes in and I’ve messed it up Didn’t even mean it like that, I swear But chat heard tone and they did not care I said one word with a little spice They clipped it twice, then rolled the dice Point redeem flashing red on screen Guess I’m serving time for being unclean Pre-Chorus Was it me? Was it you? Was it VC’s fault? Did somebody say something slightly adult? Doesn’t matter, they’ve made their decision Judge, jury, chat’s in position Chorus Locked up, thrown behind bars Bonk patrol watching from afar Ten minute sentence, no appeal Chat said “GUILTY” — that’s the deal Sirens blare in neon light I’m in cuffs for a flirty mic Doesn’t matter what I said I live in solitary instead Ten minute sentence Every night Why’s my own chat My warden in white? Verse 2 Maybe I laughed at the wrong phrase Maybe VC set the room ablaze Maybe chat was the one outta line But somehow I’m the one doing time It could be mild, it could be tame Could just be someone saying my name One eyebrow raise and it’s over, pal Straight to digital county jail Pre-Chorus Was it accidental? Slightly suggestive? Chat says “Nah, that was aggressive.” They’ve got the button ready to press And I’m one syllable from a mess Chorus Locked up, thrown behind bars Bonk patrol watching from afar Ten minute sentence, no appeal Chat said “GUILTY” — that’s the deal Redemption flashes, there’s no bail Welcome back to Horny Jail Doesn’t matter what I meant I’m doing time for content Ten minute sentence Every night Guess I can’t Say “tight” Post-Chorus (chanty / hype) Bonk! Bonk! Off you go! Clock it in, enjoy the show! Bonk! Bonk! Don’t resist! Chat’s got you on their list! Verse 3 I try to play it safe and clean But chat lives for the in-between Every pause is ammunition Every slip a full conviction They wait like hawks for tone and pitch For accidental double-switch One tiny joke, slightly absurd Suddenly I’m locked for a single word Pre-Chorus Maybe I blinked too slow that time Maybe my laugh crossed the line Doesn’t matter, sentence read “Streamer's down bad,” chat said Chorus (bigger, layered) Locked up, thrown behind bars Spotlight shining like I’m a star Ten minute sentence, no appeal I guess this is my brand appeal Redemption fires without fail Back inside that neon cell Doesn’t matter what I meant Chat runs my government Ten minute sentence Every night Why do I Talk at all? Bridge (dramatic / half-time) Warden chat with pixel keys Timing me down by tens and threes Countdown ticking on the screen Most chaotic regime I’ve seen I plead my case — they just spam emotes They write my crimes in chat in quotes “Exhibit A!” “Clip that now!” I don’t even remember how Maybe I’m innocent Maybe I’m not Maybe I just Say things too hot Final Chorus (anthem style) Locked up, thrown behind bars Digital sirens, neon stars Ten minute sentence, no appeal It’s part of the show, it’s part of the deal Redemption flashing — there’s the bell Back inside that Horny Jail Doesn’t matter what I said I’ll be free in nine-fifty instead Ten minute sentence Every night Chat keeps me Rehabilitated… right? Outro (fun, chaotic fade) Bonk patrol on permanent watch Ten more minutes on the clock See you soon, I won’t behave Chat’s got a cell with my name engraved