Please Go On The Potty

[Intro – bright retro synth arpeggios, handclaps] Woke up this morning, heard a little plea Toddler eyes wide, looking up at me [Verse 1 – bouncy bassline, light drum beat] You’re squirming on the couch, legs crossed tight Saying you don’t need to go, but I see the fight I’ve got the potty chair all set up right C’mon little one, let’s make this right [Chorus – layered vocal harmonies, upbeat synth hook] Tell me why you’re running from the potty tonight Baby, please go on the potty, do it right I don’t wanna change another diaper tonight Baby, please go on the potty, make it right [Verse 2 – playful piano riff, steady snare] You say you’re playing, that you don’t have time But I can see you’re holding back, doing that whine The timer’s ticking, we don’t have much time Let’s get this done, then you can climb [Chorus – more energetic harmonies, added shakers] Tell me why you’re hiding from the potty tonight Baby, please go on the potty, do it right I don’t wanna scrub another mess tonight Baby, please go on the potty, make it right [Interlude – retro synth solo, playful call-and-response vocal ad-libs] (Instrumental Solo) [Bridge – softer piano, gentle vocals] I know it’s scary, sitting there all alone But you’ll feel so proud when you make it home No more diapers, you’ll be all grown C’mon little one, let’s get it done [Final Chorus – full vocal layers, maximum energy] Tell me why you’re running from the potty tonight Baby, please go on the potty, do it right We’ll celebrate with cookies, yeah that’s right Baby, please go on the potty, make it right [Outro – fading synths, playful giggle ad-lib] You did it baby, you’re a big kid now No more diapers, take a bow