Son

[Intro] (Instrumental Solo) [Verse 1] Back row legends, sharp as switchblades Teachers flinch when our brigade invades Quips cut clean with a wolfish grin Every poor sod trapped in our din [Verse 2] Rick Mayall screaming in the neon glow Eddie Hitler stealing the show, losing control We studied their chaos, rehearsed their art You were the wildest spark in my dark heart [Pre-Chorus] We thought we were untouchable, bulletproof skin Too clever for the world, unstoppable sin [Chorus] Oh Son! Hair like wildfire, handbag flying Pouring pints for fools while soberly defying Two daughters, two worlds, you make 'em both run Yeah, you're crazy, brilliant — my one and only Son! Oh Son! [Verse 3] Pubs and pints, a tee-total queen Running the room like a well-oiled machine Handbag like a drumstick, tapping the beat Dancing through chaos with unstoppable feet [Verse 4] One girl steady, finally walking straight One girl shining, dancing with fate And you, Son, holding it all in your palm Never missing a beat, never letting 'em fall [Pre-Chorus] From mischief and mayhem we carved our name Still sharp, still dangerous — never tamed [Chorus] Oh Son! Hair like wildfire, handbag flying Pouring pints for fools while soberly defying Two daughters, two worlds, you make 'em both run Yeah, you're crazy, brilliant — my one and only Son! Oh Son! [Verse 5] Crazy bastard antics, "Bottom" on the screen We were anarchists, ruthless and mean Schoolyard legends, laughter our crown Now you're the queen, never backing down [Verse 6] Handbag swinging, hair a hurricane Still that girl with the dangerous brain I'm shouting, cheering, raising my gun Oi, you magnificent bastard — you're still my Son! [Chorus] Oh Son! Hair like wildfire, handbag flying Pouring pints for fools while soberly defying Two daughters, two worlds, you make 'em both run Yeah, you're crazy, brilliant — my one and only Son! Oh Son! [Outro] Yeah, you're crazy, brilliant — my Son!