Long Tittied Rose from Holiday Park funny

[Intro – strummed acoustic guitar, playful ukulele riff] (Instrumental Solo) [Verse 1 – bouncy guitar strums, light shaker] She’s got a picnic basket and a sun-bleached hat Holiday Park’s where she’s at Her hair’s in braids with a daisy tucked inside Every kid in the park knows her ride [Chorus – upbeat group harmonies, handclaps] Long Tittied Rose from Holiday Park She’s got the biggest smile and the silliest spark She gives out cotton candy and tells the best jokes Every day with her’s a brand new folk [Verse 2 – ukulele solo interlude, soft tambourine] She’s got a old lawn chair by the Ferris wheel She’ll share her chips if you keep it real She sings off-key to the carousel tune No one’s ever seen her in a bad mood soon [Chorus – more energetic, added banjo strums] Long Tittied Rose from Holiday Park She’s got the biggest laugh and the warmest heart She chases seagulls and dances in the grass Everyone here knows she’s the class [Bridge – quiet acoustic guitar, whispered group vocals] She’s got a secret stash of bubble gum She’ll give you a piece if you don’t tell anyone She’s lived in this park since she was just a kid Says it’s the only place she ever did [Solo – silly kazoo riff, playful handclaps] (Instrumental Solo) [Chorus – full band, chaotic playful energy] Long Tittied Rose from Holiday Park She’s got the biggest spirit and the brightest mark She’ll hug you tight if you’re feeling blue Holiday Park wouldn’t be the same without you [Outro – fading guitar strums, distant carousel jingle] Long Tittied Rose from Holiday Park She’s the queen of the park after dark