Introspective spoken-word rap ballad in the vein of Lil Uggy — raw, unfiltered, brutally honest male confessional rap. Relaxed, conversational delivery like a late-night heart-to-heart talk, slow-to-mid tempo flow (around 70-90 BPM), laid-back beat with deep 808s, minimal trap hi-hats, subtle piano or melancholic guitar undertones, lo-fi vibe. Vocals: deep, drawling male voice (think introspective underground rap like early Mac Miller meets gritty spoken-word poetry), slight auto-tune for emotional texture but mostly natural/raw. Emphasize rhythmic spoken delivery over fast bars, with pauses for emphasis on punchlines and truths. Dark humor, self-deprecating, no-glory motivational edge. Chorus should be catchy, repetitive hook with layered ad-libs/echoes on "Don't matter. Have sex." Overall mood: cynical yet liberating, motivational in a nihilistic way.
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Lyrics
[Intro]
My duuuuudes, ya boi bout to lay down some MAD truths. And you ain't gonna wanna hear it. We gonna have a heart ta heart, a reality check, a chat... Bout yo lofty standards, so let's hear where they at, You boys in thug's clothing... Do you even deserve to choose? You prolly wack. Yeah, some of you are sharks, big fish, justified. But fo most of us, even myself sometimes, we chillin in the bottom 95. Percent. In discontent. But we can't all be kangs deserving of that top shelf clit, Most would be lucky with a handy-J and some mid-tier tits.
[Chorus]
If she got 8 baby daddies and say that you next, Don't matter. Have sex. If she tamper with yo rubber and it fails to protect, Don't matter. Have sex. If she lock her hips tight and you jus can't eject, Don't matter. Have sex. If she feelin so damn good that you only last 3 secs, Don't matter. Have sex. [Refrain] Don't matter. Have sex. (x4)
We just getting started. So take it in steps!
[Chorus]
If she snorin through yo movie, and you feelin kinda vexed, Don't matter. Have sex. If you a clever lyricist but she hatin yo projects, Don't matter. Have sex. If she think you lowkey stupid with yo TCG decks, Don't matter. Have sex. If you sometimes don't feel seen but that love you must confess, Don't matter. Have sex. [Refrain] Don't matter. Have sex. (x4)
[Verse]
Stay true, and always know yo self-worth my dudes. But truth means: don't shoot stupidly for the moon. If you ain't cut from that stud-cloth... Just shut up and take the poon. Any'll do. Cos let’s face it, it's any wonder any bitches even into you. If you broke, or bald, or old, or small. Meaning in stature--not tall. But also if you ain't packin a package... Small feet, shopping the boy’s section at the mall, Lil socks, lil shoes, if you know what I mean. If you a round dude with too many L-Bs. I'm speaking to Y'ALL. Aight, next lesson, class back in session. So let's progress...
[Chorus]
If you owe her pops some money, and he aims to collect, Don't matter. Have sex. If the girl has got a mans, but she live in yo duplex, Don't matter. Have sex. If you been beggin for the back door but she only rejects, Don't matter. Have sex. If she stroke you in the car, but it cause a few wrecks, Don't matter. Have sex. [Refrain] Don't matter. Have sex. (x4)
You catchin on yet? Well guess what comes next?
[Chorus]
If you thought the girl was simple but this bitch complex, Don't matter. Have sex. If she tell you brutal truths that ain't easy to accept, Don't matter. Have sex. If you clap her back with truths but she jus won't reflect, Don't matter. Have sex. If she caught 150 red flags but want a googolplex, Don't matter. Have sex. [Refrain] Don't matter. Have sex. (x4)
[Bridge]
See what I mean? Yeah I'm a good lover, but I ain't supreme. Slacken up on them sows and cows, She carryin another man's infant? Well guess what? Pregnant chicks put out! Shiiit. If given a choice, be smart, choose ecstasy. Even if you wake up thinkin "what the fuck?" You fucked! How bad could it be? But maybe you ain't shallow. It's not skin-deep. You treadin water. Her personality jus "ehhh", don't matter if she were hotter. Yo self-respect takin an L. She rude. Got other dudes. But fuck pride, you focused on that win. Eyes on the prize. Don't matter. Just get it in. Hit it then quit it if she ain't worth a round 2. Final lesson. Last class in session. So let’s digress...
