A SONG ABOUT CATS

[Balance Levels] [explicit no-vibrato, short phrasing, spoken delivery] [Caucasian Baritone Male Voice, Dance Rock, Rap, Alternative Punk, Pop, Normal Voice Volume and energy] [Instrumental Layer A - Nostalgic Ascending Melody Layer] [instrumental hook] [Hook] This is a song about cats.. [Hook] This is a song about cats.. I have had More than a few furry friends, yes it's true And I have learned many things About turtles, hamsters and fish But I can say with confidence Cats are the, most high maintenance You can find Them.. Licking their paws, and sleeping in your drawers Look away for moment spill your water on the floor Snuggling your face and warming cold days If there's a really high place their gonna a find a way And if you have any luck They'll be on your chest an hour before Its time for you to wake up Please feed me before the sun comes up [Hook] Oh This is a song about cats.. [Hook] This is a song about cats.. Hungry as a mule 20 minutes after eating Would you mind petting me please do it from a distance Some people are afraid of bats And I think we've been a little bit mean to rats But those are conversations for another day Cuz this is a song about Cats Cats in hats, terrified of baths I can't believe I just stepped in that [Hook] Oh This is a song about cats.. [Hook] Oh This is a song about cats.. Oh you say it's time for bed, I'll be right back Gotta run around the house like a maniac How is there any fur left on your back I could make a jacket out of what's inside this vacuum bag [Instrument Dance Bridge] [bridge verse] Please stop chewing on my snacks And for the last time [Epic Hook - spoken word] Would you get off the counter! [epic hook] Ohhh, what would we ever do with out them [Hook] This is a song about cats.. [Hook] Oh This is a song about cats.. [Big finish]