Rap song about Kevin's birthday and his kids are c

[Intro – muted birthday jingle, distant kid scream] Another year older, another mess to clean Birthday candles burn, but my peace is gone it seems [Verse 1 – lazy trap beat, casual flow] Woke up to confetti stuck to the kitchen wall My youngest’s footprints leading to the hall Grabbed my coffee, took a sip, felt a chill Turned around, saw the couch got a stomach spill [Verse 2 Continued – slightly faster flow, eye-roll energy] Middle kid’s hugging the dog, both look green Oldest is hiding behind the magazine I check the clock, my nap time’s in ten But I hear a gurgle, know it’s about to begin [Chorus 1 – bouncy bass, playful ad-libs] It’s Kevin’s birthday, puke parade’s in town Every corner’s got a new puddle on the ground I just want to close my eyes, catch a little sleep But the river of mess is creeping real deep [Interlude – silly synth riff, kid giggle sample] (Instrumental Solo) [Verse 2 – tired flow, sighing between lines] Wiped the couch, mopped the floor, sat down to breathe Then the baby barfed on my brand new birthday tee Called my wife, she said “good luck, I’m at the store” I stared at the ceiling, wondering what I did for [Verse 2 Continued – deadpan delivery] The dog ran by, trailing a slimey trail Oldest finally spoke, said “I think I’m gonna fail” At keeping my lunch down, he mumbled real low I grabbed a bucket, said “buddy, let’s go” [Chorus 2 – layered vocals, more chaotic beat] It’s Kevin’s birthday, puke parade marches on My cake’s got a streak, my shoes are all gone I just want to lay my head, take a tiny nap But the next wave’s coming, I can hear the tap [Bridge – slowed down, exhausted flow] They say birthdays are for wishes, for fun and for cheer Mine’s just a cycle of clean up and fear But when they hug me tight, all sticky and warm I guess this is love, messy and worn [Chorus 3 – upbeat, triumphant flow, full beat] It’s Kevin’s birthday, puke parade’s my crown Messy and loud, but it’s all mine right now I’ll take the nap later, for now I’ll just grin ‘Cause these kids are my joy, even when they spin [Outro – fading beat, kid laugh, tired sigh] Another year older, another mess done right Happy birthday to me, goodnight