Sassy Claus

[Intro] (Sultry hum) “Oh, Santa baby… you sure you’re ready for this one?” [Verse 1] I’ve been naughty since last July, I don’t play nice, I won’t even try. No cookies for you, just sass and style, Let’s make this holiday a little wild. [Chorus] Oh, Sassy Claus, you better beware, I’ve got stockings hung, but not to share. Bring your big red sack and your sleigh so fine, But this Christmas, honey, the cookies are mine. [Verse 2] Mrs. Claus won’t mind if you’re running late, I won’t tell the elves, it’s our little date. Forget the chimney, just ring my bell, I’ll show you secrets I’ll never tell. [Bridge] Forget the snow, let’s melt the ice, I’ll show you why naughty feels so nice. Wrap me in ribbons, under the tree, This Christmas, Santa, it’s you and me. [Final Chorus] Oh, Sassy Claus, you better beware, I’ve got stockings hung, but not to share. Bring your big red sack and your sleigh so fine, But this Christmas, honey, the cookies are mine. [Outro] (Playful laugh) “Merry Christmas, big guy. Don’t get stuck in the chimney… again.” (Fade-out with soft scatting and jazzy piano riff.)