A song that explains why David Tennant is not the

[Intro – light ukulele strum, soft shaker] (Instrumental Solo) [Verse 1 – bouncy guitar riff, gentle drum tap] There’s a guy with a Scottish lilt and a TARDIS key Who’s played a time lord, a demon, and a guy who’s free But folks mix him up with another man of the same first name Two different stories, no shared claim [Pre-Chorus – rising piano melody, subtle bassline] Same first word, different last Two lives that move so fast No blood, no bond, just a name’s coincidence Let’s clear the air, let’s make some sense [Chorus 1 – full band, catchy handclaps, upbeat harmonies] David Tennant’s not David McDonald Two separate paths, two different calls One’s a stage name, one’s the birth truth Don’t mix their stories, don’t confuse their youth [Verse 2 – playful xylophone accent, steady drum beat] One changed his name to chase the screen’s bright glow The other walks a road the public doesn’t know They’ve never shared a coffee, never swapped a line Two Davids living, never intertwined [Pre-Chorus 2 – layered vocals, building guitar strums] Same first sound, different end No secret link, no hidden friend Just a mix-up that’s easy to untangle Let’s set the record, let’s make it angle [Chorus 2 – more energetic, added tambourine, soaring harmonies] David Tennant’s not David McDonald Two separate lives, two different calls One’s a star of stage and silver screen The other’s just a guy living in between [Bridge – stripped-back acoustic guitar, soft vocal harmonies] Names can trick the untrained eye But once you look, the truth’s nearby No family tie, no shared past Just a pair of Davids, built to last [Solo – whimsical piano riff, light guitar strums] (Instrumental Solo) [Final Chorus – full band, maximum energy, crowd sing-along vibe] David Tennant’s not David McDonald Two separate paths, two different calls One’s a stage name, one’s the birth truth We’ve cleared the air, we’ve fixed the proof [Outro – fading ukulele, soft handclaps] Two Davids, two stories No more mix-up, no more worries