That bloody mole!

[Intro] Oi! Farmer P ‘ere! There’s criminal activity in me soil! SHAME ON ‘IM! Furry. Small. Disrespectful. GET ‘IM, P! It’s… a MOLE! DUM-DE-DUM! [Chorus 1] I got a mole in me field, oo-arr, oo-arr OO-ARR! OO-ARR! Diggin’ up me taters in the dark, oo-arr, oo-arr CHEEKY BLIGHTER! I stamp me boot, I shakes me fist GO ON, P! But ‘e pops up where ‘e shouldn’t exist! I got a mole in me field, OO-ARR, OO-ARR! [Verse 1] Went out walkin’ at half past four Tripped on a lump I seen before Spilled me tea all down me vest OH NO! Said, “That mole’s takin’ liberties at best!” Filled the hole and turned me back [Verse 2] He dug another by the tractor shack HE’S EVERYWHERE! I swear I heard ‘im giggle low Cheeky blighter down below! OO-ARR! [Chorus 2] I got a mole in me field, oo-arr, oo-arr OO-ARR! OO-ARR! Diggin’ up me carrots without regard, oo-arr, oo-arr STOP ‘IM! I digs ‘im out, ‘e digs right back RUDE! That furry menace dressed in black! I got a mole in me field, OO-ARR, OO-ARR! [Bridge] I poked the ground with a pointy stick Pointy stick… ‘E popped up fast an’ ran off quick OOOHH! Looked me dead in both me eyes Then vanished ‘fore I could shout surprise! [Breakdown] Where is ‘e?! DOWN BELOW! What’s ‘e doin’?! DON’T YOU KNOW! What’s ‘e want?! YOUR BEST POTATO! NOT ME BEST POTATO! [Final Chorus] I GOT A MOLE IN ME FIELD, OO-ARR, OO-ARR OO-ARR! OO-ARR! SMART LITTLE DEVIL BY FAR, OO-ARR, OO-ARR CRAFTY GIT! I TRIED ALL DAY, I TRIED ALL NIGHT NO USE, P! BUT ‘E’S WON THIS HERE BURROWIN’ FIGHT! I GOT A MOLE IN ME FIELD, OO-ARR, OO-ARR! [Outro] Oi oi oi! Dig dig dig! Oi oi oi! Dig dig dig! Who owns the field?! FARMER P! Who owns below?! SNEAKY MOLE! Who drinks the cider?! FARMER P! Who drinks for free?! SNEAKY MOLE! OOOAAAARRRRRRR!!! DUM-DE-DUM!