well I told my wife we was going hunting for big b

well I told my wife we was going hunting for big bucks she just laughed at us because she said oh hunny you can't hit the broded side of a Barn what makes you think you can hit a buck now we are driving along I'm getting to wonder if this was a mistake well we got to the woods I go out there all satled in out of nowhere I hear someone yelling he's got me by the leg I go running get up there Is a man yelling he's got me as I look to see what he's yelling about all I could do is laugh he's say why you laughing he's got a hold on me I said buddy nothing as hold of you but a big old log that fell on your leg I'm sure it would have helped if he was not a drunk redneck thinking he a a snake on him