“Not Using SEQTA” — Bieber‑ish Parody

“Not Using SEQTA” — Bieber‑ish Parody Verse 1 I’ve been tappin’, I’ve been scrollin’, But the page won’t load again. Tried to mark my rolls this mornin’, But SEQTA froze at nine‑oh‑ten. And I know you’re sick of waiting For the wheel to stop its spin… So we’re movin’ on to something That actually lets us log in. Pre‑Chorus Yeah, I know SEQTA let us down, And it’s time we turn it around. So today we’re sayin’ out loud… Chorus We’re not usin’ SEQTA anymore. We tried to make it work, but now we’re walkin’ out the door. It’s not even loading like it did before… So yeah, we’re done — We’re not usin’ SEQTA anymore. Verse 2 Every time I clicked a button, It would vanish into space. Every message, every comment Took an hour to replace. And I know you’re tired of guessin’ If your marks will even save… So we’re packin’ up our patience And we’re diggin’ SEQTA’s grave. Pre‑Chorus Yeah, I know SEQTA let us down, And it’s time we turn it around. So today we’re sayin’ out loud… Chorus We’re not usin’ SEQTA anymore. We gave it all our love, but now we’re showin’ it the door. It kept crashin’ every time we tried to score… So yeah, we’re done — We’re not usin’ SEQTA anymore. Bridge (soft Bieber falsetto moment) Ooh, we tried… But SEQTA made us cry. Now we’re movin’ on with pride… Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. Final Chorus (with dramatic pop swell) We’re not usin’ SEQTA anymore. We’re free at last, and honestly, we should’ve done this before. A system that works is all we’re askin’ for… So yeah, we’re done — We’re not usin’ SEQTA anymore.