Greenmountain Trader Open
Comedy acoustic rock in the style of Tenacious D, theatrical and over-the-top male vocals, dramatic and humorous delivery, playful exaggerated performance, fast and expressive phrasing, banjo and acoustic guitar driven, post-apocalyptic theme, quirky and fun, vintage 1950s radio advert energy mixed with epic rock opera attitude, confident announcer personality, gritty survivor atmosphere but lighthearted tone, catchy jingle style, clear vocals, energetic and bold.
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Lyrics
[Epic banjo / acoustic strum]
[Powerful, dramatic singing]
Red and white tower piercing the skyyyy!
Your pockets are empty, your chances are dryyy!
Through pain and despair and zombies nearby,
Greenmountain Trader calls — answer the cry!
[Backing vocal harmony]
Answer the cryyyyy!
[Triumphant rise]
Beans of legend! Weapons of might!
Enter these gates and restore your fight!
[Spoken dramatic whisper]
Greenmountain Trader… is open.