Verse 1
modern country, male vocals
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Lyrics
Verse 1
[Male]
She walks in smiling, angel face,
Wraps you up in warm embrace.
[Female]
“I’m chill, I’m not that type.”
[Male]
Then reads your tone like it’s a swipe.
[Female]
“It’s nothing, babe.”
[Male]
Whole mood shifts but calm displayed.
You apologise for what you missed,
Still not sure what you just did.
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Chorus
[Male]
If she went to Hogwarts late one night,
The Sorting Hat would get it right.
Not Gryffindor brave, not Hufflepuff sweet —
She’d slide to Slytherin, front-row seat.
Sweet as sugar, soft and flaky…
Girl next door — but snakey.
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Verse 2
[Male]
Asks who liked your photo first,
Scrolling deep like she’s been cursed.
[Female]
“Just curious, that’s all.”
[Male]
But she’s guarding her own call.
Questions why you took that route,
Voice stays calm, no raised dispute.
Checks your phone with subtle grace —
While hers lights up face to face.
[Female]
“That’s crossing lines.”
[Male]
Moves the line beneath your feet.
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Chorus
[Male]
If she went to Hogwarts late one night,
The Sorting Hat would get it right.
Not Gryffindor brave, not Hufflepuff sweet —
She’d slide to Slytherin, front-row seat.
Sweet as honey, cool and cakey…
Looks real nice — but snakey.
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Verse 3
[Male]
Laughs a little too long at jokes,
[Female]
“Relax, they’re just blokes.”
[Male]
Turns her screen when messages pop,
[Female]
“It’s nothing, babe — just stop.”
[Male]
Says you’re “reading into signs,”
While she’s deleting half her lines.
If guilt had eyes, they’d never show —
She’ll flip it fast before you know.
By the time you question why,
You’re defending alibis.
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Final Chorus
[Male]
If she went to Hogwarts late one night,
The Sorting Hat would get it right.
Not Gryffindor brave, not Hufflepuff sweet —
She’d slide to Slytherin, front-row seat.
Sweet as sugar, don’t mistake me…
Nice girl vibe — but snakey.
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Outro
[Female – soft, spoken]
“You’re overthinking.”