AD SATIRE FACTS Light

Stop on by—browse before you buy, ’Cause discovery’s scattered in the modern sky. About six billion people are online in two thousand twenty five, And social “user identities” sit around five billion, six hundred sixty million wide. The world spends about fifteen billion hours per day in social feeds, And the average person uses about seven platforms each month— So your best customer is split across wants, places, and needs. Online stores? About twenty four million, one hundred thousand doors, And app ecosystems add about two million, one hundred eighty thousand Plus two million, ninety thousand more— So attention lives everywhere people scroll, search, and explore. And here’s the punchline—truthful satire, no shame: They tell you “post everywhere”… like you’ve got three extra lives and a clone with your name. Meanwhile you’re building, booking, quoting, shipping, fixing—doing the real work— And the algorithm says, “Do a dance.” Cool. Right after you finish reality. So here’s the fresh clarity—Customology dot com: A calm discovery home base where customers can learn first, See what you offer, understand the fit, and choose with less guesswork— Then click out and connect to you directly. For customers: less noise, more confidence— A better way to find real custom goods, services, trades, and pros. Search by category and location. Compare with intention. Bookmark it, share it, come back when you’re ready— Because good customs take time. And if you want to help us grow better customs— Share Customology with a maker you love. For vendors: anchored, not scattered— One clean profile link you can share in bios, emails, QR codes, invoices, and posts. A clearer story, a cleaner first impression— So the right customers waste less time, and you answer fewer “what do you do?” messages. And let’s say the business model plainly, the way adults like it: Customology has paid service plans with service fees To cover data, hosting, bandwidth, and support— But Customology takes no cut of your checkout. Because you stay in control: You are the merchant of record. You set pricing, policies, returns, and checkout—end to end. Customers: “stop on by—browse before you buy.” Vendors: “grow your niche with us—anchored, not scattered.” One link. One profile. One place to start— Less chaos in the channels… more clarity in the heart. Customology is a discovery directory with paid service plans. Vendors are the merchant of record. Checkout and policies stay with the vendor. Results vary.