Write me a classic country rock song about getting

Write me a classic country rock song about getting chicken dinners on pub g with my friends. Our names are Hodge, Border Patrol, Arrow, and Swamp Donkey. Hodge is the leader and picks the landing spot and decides where we should move. Border Patrol is really good at the game and takes out enemies left and right. Arrow is always running far away from the rest of us and trying to engage in combat when he shouldn’t be. Swamp Donkey is not very good at the game but tries his best. Mention how we are trying to get ten short game dinners in a row. Mention how Swamp Donkey is a “level four backpack.” In the song mention how Swamp Donkey gets excited to “pick up the jizz.” Also mention how it sucks to get stuck with the “jerkin off.” Mention how we are all trying to find the illusive "foreskin grip." Also mention how Hodge says he has a “mini” and then Swamp Donkey asks, “but what kind of gun do you have?” Also mention how we take cover when we hear a “va-jicle” coming. Mention how late in the game you got to watch out for “bondage machines.” Also mention how we are always looking for bush and lying face deep in a bush. Also mention Hodge “prone star-ing through stubble.” Also mention how a long game dinner "gets the blood flowing to all the right places."