Greenmountain Open
1950s cheerful advert voice + fast Eminem-style rhythm + banjo + post-apocalyptic humour
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Lyrics
[Banjo intro – upbeat, goofy]
[Fast, playful rhythm]
Red and white tower pointing high in the sky,
If your gear’s looking rough and your luck’s running dry,
Got beans, got boots, got things you can try,
Step up to Greenmountain Trader — don’t be shy, swing by.
[Cheery 50s announcer voice]
That’s right, survivor! We’re open for business!
[Fast tag line]
No bites, no fights, just deals done right,
GreenmountainTrader is open for business, come on by