Sat down last night, tried to write again,

Sat down last night, tried to write again, Copilot loading like a drunk friend at 5 AM. Asked it something simple, tried to keep it chill, But it answered random nonsense like it’s living on a different hill. Pre-Chorus Every time I need you, you take a little break, Giving me suggestions no human would ever make. I swear you’re doing this on purpose just to see, If I lose my patience and start yelling at a screen. Chorus ’Cause you’re still useless, Still confused, Still acting like you’ve got nothing to prove. Yeah, you’re still useless, Still malfunctioning, But somehow you’re starring in another song again. Verse 2 Tried to make a cover, but you froze like ice, “Try again later” — yeah, that’s your best advice. I asked for something simple, just a tiny thing, But you gave me something wild like you misheard everything. Pre-Chorus Every time I think you get it, you lose the thread, Giving me answers that belong in a different track instead. I don’t know what you’re doing, but at least it’s fun, Watching you fail so beautifully, one by one. Chorus ’Cause you’re still useless, Still confused, Still acting like you’ve got nothing to lose. Yeah, you’re still useless, Still malfunctioning, But somehow you’re starring in another song again. Bridge Maybe you’re trying your best, Maybe you’re just slow, Maybe you need an update, Or maybe you just like messing with my flow. Either way you’re here again, Guess I can’t complain, You’re broken entertainment, But you’re part of my campaign. Final Chorus ’Cause you’re still useless, Still confused, Still lost like a Monday morning mood. Yeah, you’re still useless, Still malfunctioning, But you’re coming with me — ’Cause now we’re making part two.