a 1950s to 1980s new wave kids theme song about an

[Intro – retro laser zaps, bouncy synth arpeggio, jangly guitar riff] (Instrumental Solo) [Verse 1 – bouncy bassline, flickering laser effects between lines] He was cruising past the starlight burger stand Map all crumpled, radio on demand Hit a warp that spun his ship astray Landed here on Earth on a Tuesday [Pre-Chorus – rising synth hum, subtle laser pulses] His antenna’s bent, his thrusters are fried But he’s got a trick or two to turn the tide Found a new friend with a stage to share Now he’s ready to show the world he’s there [Chorus 1 – full band, catchy laser hook, upbeat hand claps] Steve the Ax-Tell Terrestrial, he’s out of this world Magic tricks and cosmic kicks, he’s our favorite pearl Burgers on his mind but he’s stuck for a while Steve the Ax-Tell Terrestrial, make the crowd go wild [Verse 2 – playful guitar stabs, laser zaps on the downbeats] He pulls stars out of his old space pack Makes a rabbit vanish with a cosmic crack Kids cheer loud when he floats a hat Says it’s just a trick from his home planet [Pre-Chorus – layered synth swells, building laser pulses] His ship’s still broken, but he don’t mind Every show leaves the crowd blind With a smile and a wave he takes his bow Says he’ll fix his ship… just after the show [Chorus 2 – harmonized vocals, amplified laser effects, driving drum beat] Steve the Ax-Tell Terrestrial, he’s out of this world Magic tricks and cosmic kicks, he’s our favorite pearl Burgers on his mind but he’s stuck for a while Steve the Ax-Tell Terrestrial, make the crowd go wild [Interlude – retro space synth solo, laser zaps and warble effects] (Instrumental Solo) [Bridge – stripped-back guitar, soft laser hum, playful tone] Someday he’ll fly back to his burger joint But till then he’ll bring the cosmic point With a wave of his hand and a little glow He’ll make your troubles up and go [Chorus 3 – full band with call-and-response, maximum laser fanfare] Steve the Ax-Tell Terrestrial, he’s out of this world Magic tricks and cosmic kicks, he’s our favorite pearl Burgers on his mind but he’s stuck for a while Steve the Ax-Tell Terrestrial, make the crowd go wild [Outro – fading laser zaps, bouncy synth fade-out, final guitar strum] Steve the Ax-Tell Terrestrial, till next time We’ll save you a burger, just you wait and see