Nerd Answer

[Intro – fuzzy power chord riff, snare roll] (Instrumental Solo) [Verse 1 – chugging rhythm guitar, punchy kick drum] Thanks to the state of the world today You can answer any question, any, every possible way So I answer every question in a nerd way Overcomplicate it till they turn and walk away [Pre-Chorus – building guitar strums, rising vocal intensity] Got a fact for every little thing they say Pull a stat out my pocket to ruin their lazy day They roll their eyes but I just keep on going Ain’t no stopping this info overflowing [Chorus 1 – full band blast, gang vocal harmonies] I’m the nerd with the answer, every single time Break it down till it’s borderline sublime They want simple, I give ’em a thesis Nerd answer’s gonna make ’em see this [Post-Chorus – distorted guitar stabs, call-and-response hums] (Instrumental Solo) [Verse 2 – bouncy bassline, snare backbeat] Ask me about the weather, I’ll cite climate data Ask me for directions, I’ll map it with spatial data Ask me how to fix it, I’ll list the specs and parts They just wanted a quick fix, I gave ’em all my charts [Pre-Chorus 2 – faster guitar strums, more urgent vocals] Got a source for every claim I put out there Cross-reference it twice just to show I care They sigh and groan but I won’t hit pause Nerd mode’s activated, no off switch at all [Chorus 2 – louder band mix, layered gang vocals] I’m the nerd with the answer, every single time Break it down till it’s borderline sublime They want simple, I give ’em a thesis Nerd answer’s gonna make ’em see this [Bridge – stripped-back clean guitar, deadpan vocal delivery] Maybe I overthink every little thing But when the world’s a mess, facts are my wing Ain’t no shame in knowing what you know Nerd answers keep the chaos slow [Solo – blistering distorted guitar, fast picking] (Instrumental Solo) [Final Chorus – maximum intensity, full band + crowd vocals] I’m the nerd with the answer, every single time Break it down till it’s borderline sublime They want simple, I give ’em a thesis Nerd answer’s gonna make ’em see this [Outro – fading guitar riff, final snare hit] Nerd answer’s here to stay Gonna keep on nerding every single day