Sweet but snakey

She walks in smilin’, angel face, “Madison, tea?” like it’s grace. “I’m hungry too,” like it’s fate, Royal decree from a paper plate. Glasses gone, “I can’t see clear!” Whole house searchin’ far and near. I find ’em right where they lay, Now I’m guilty for plantin’ ’em that day. She’ll lean in close, lower her tone, Suddenly facts ain’t fully known. Kinder eggs turn headline stakes, And I’m in court over small mistakes. She’s sweet, sweet sugar… but snakey, Pretty little smile… but snakey. Hugs you tight, then twists it slightly, Tells it different by the nightly. Bless her heart, don’t mistake me, Nice girl vibe… but snakey. You won’t see it till it’s too late — Sweet as sugar… but snakey. Face cream spill, “Let’s hide the scene,” Five minutes later it’s CSI routine. Theo briefed with a side-eye take, Now I’m headline news over chocolate cake. Rain on the roof, school-run day, Sudden illness finds its way. Family group chat SOS, Clouds roll back — she’s suddenly blessed. Nan’s still pressin’, foldin’ neat, Ironin’ life in tidy sheets. Tattoo sleeves and a harmless grin, But the whisper wind comes rollin’ in. She says Reddit’s a pervert scene, Strangest club she’s ever seen. Then calls up G.P.T for clarity, With A.I. plead-in’ partial charity. Theo makin’ them suspect sounds, Did that come from home or YouTube rounds? If she went to Hogwarts late one night, The Sorting Hat would get it right. Not Gryffindor brave, not Hufflepuff sweet — She’d slide to Slytherin, front-row seat. Laughs with you, then shifts the frame, Truth comes back with a different name. If stirrin’ pots was how you’d rank, She’d take the trophy, hug and thank. She’s sweet, sweet sugar… but snakey, Talks real soft… but snakey. Looks all calm till the plot gets shaky, Nice girl energy… but snakey. Bless her heart, I ain’t complainin’, Just sayin’ what I’m explainin’. Ten-point turn when peace gets shaky — Sweet as sugar… but snakey.