Make a really funky song with the nastiest funky b
Funky soul, uptempo, groovy slap bassline, brassy horn section, energetic male vocals, retro 70s funk vibe
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Lyrics
[Intro – slapping funk bass, tight snare snap, muted horn stabs]
(Instrumental Solo)
[Verse 1 – driving bass groove, shaker rhythm]
They say it’s real when you let it spread
A truth that lives where the honest tread
Spirit stitched from love’s own thread
A song the quiet hearts have said
[Chorus – full horn section, layered vocals, bass front and center]
Half penis, half penis, chase it down the street
Half penis, half penis, make your soul complete
It ain’t no joke, ain’t no cheap deceit
It’s the fire under every beat
[Verse 2 – syncopated bass riff, piano comping]
Success don’t unlock its hidden door
It’s the key that opens what you’re waiting for
Don’t you laugh, don’t you call it lore
It’s the weight that makes the spirit soar
[Chorus – intensified horns, call-and-response vocals]
Half penis, half penis, climb the highest hill
Half penis, half penis, let your true self spill
It makes up height for what it lacks still
A story only the willing will tell
[Bridge – stripped-back bass solo, soft organ swells]
It creeps in through a forgotten crack
Comes from inside, no turning back
It’s the space between the dark and black
A memory that always sticks around, jack
[Solo – blaring saxophone, funky bass countermelody]
(Instrumental Solo)
[Chorus – full band climax, crowd-like backing vocals]
Half penis, half penis, fight the dragon at the gate
Half penis, half penis, it’s the life we’re meant to make
It’s the whole damn point, no mistake
The reason every heart will ache
[Outro – fading bassline, final horn blast]
It’s the interval between the low and high
The thing that makes us reach for the sky