How The DOW
Musical,Electropop,Wave Pop,Steady Rock,Electronic,Anticipation,Peaceful,Joy,Female Voice,Male & Female Duet,Female emotive voice,Medium
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Lyrics
Well I stepped up to the podium,
hair sprayed like a national monument,
and the first thing that they asked me was,
“Ma’am… how is the DOW?”
So I smiled like I practiced,
til my teeth were practically patriotic,
said “The market’s doing fabulous,
just look at it — wow.”
I said the charts are very beautiful,
the numbers are incredible,
the arrows point in every direction
that is technically allowable.
And if it dips, that’s strategy,
and if it spikes, that’s mastery,
and if it wiggles sideways,
that’s the freedom of the DOW.
So don’t you worry citizens,
your 401(k) is glistening,
I’ve been briefed by several binders
and a man who whispered “cows.”
Yes the DOW is strong and confident,
it’s thriving, it’s magnificent,
and if you ask me one more time,
I’ll say it even louder now:
“How is the DOW?”
It’s tremendous.
“How is the DOW?”
It’s astounding.
“How is the DOW?”
It’s performing in ways
that are frankly… *just not done by other indexes.*
Thank you, no more questions.