(Verse 1)
Oh, I was in the kitchen, feelin’ kinda

(Verse 1)
Oh, I was in the kitchen, feelin’ kinda wavy,
Pourin’ out a boatload of that hot, steamy gravy.
It splashed from the ladle, headin’ for the plate,
But halfway down, oh man, what a twist of fate! (Chorus)
Gravity flipped the switch, said “Nope, not today!”
The gravy started floatin’, bobbin’ every way.
Then poof! Four unicorns, sparklin’ in the air,
Prancin’ ‘round the room like they just don’t care! (Verse 2)
Outta nowhere, an ape swings in with a grin so wide,
Grabs a paddle from the drawer, no place to hide.
Shrek’s standin’ there, lookin’ all confused and green,
WHACK! The ape smacks him right across the scene! (Chorus)
Gravity’s on vacation, unicorns in flight,
Gravy blobs are dancin’ under disco lights.
Ape’s high-fivin’ unicorns, Shrek’s rubbin’ his cheek,
This kitchen party’s turnin’ super freak! (Verse 3)
Then John Cena bursts in, invisible as can be,
Yells “You can’t see me!” with a wrestler glee.
But wait, what’s this? He’s changin’ form so quick,
Turns into bubble wrap, poppin’ thick as a brick! (Bridge)
Donkey trots on over, eyes wide with delight,
Starts stompin’ on the bubbles, poppin’ left and right.
John’s goin’ “Ouch!” but you can’t hear a peep,
‘Cause bubble wrap wrestlers don’t make a squeak! (Final Chorus)
Gravity’s off, unicorns prance and play,
Ape paddles Shrek, what a wild gravy day!
Cena’s popped flat, Donkey’s laughin’ with glee,
That’s the end of the song, now pour some for me!