"We Didn't Start the Fire" (2026 Edition)

[Verse 1: 2020 - 2021] Lockdown, Tiger King, mask up for everything Tokyo Olympics late, Capitol at the gate Evergreen in the canal, Bezos goes to space as well Crypto moon, NFT, Bored Ape on the TV Delta wave, Omicron, Bond is gone, life goes on Vaccine cards, supply chains, work from home for digital gains. [Verse 2: 2022 - 2023] Ukraine war, gas hike, rail workers on a strike Roe v. Wade, Twitter sold, Elizabeth II is getting old James Webb sees the stars, Elon dreams of going to Mars ChatGPT, LLM, Hollywood is on the hem Barbiecore, Oppenheimer, King Charles, the silver liner Eras Tour, billion spent, no one knows where the money went. [Verse 3: 2024 - 2025] Vision Pro on the face, AI in the workspace Election year, global heat, deepfakes on every street Solar flare, northern lights, satellite internet flights Artemis, moon bound, lab-grown meat is finally found Neuralink, brain chip, TikTok faces the pink slip Mid-terms, trade deals, autonomous delivery wheels. [Verse 4: Early 2026] AGI is at the door, 6G coming back for more Robot pets, smart homes, cities filled with delivery drones Quantum leaps, climate shifts, the global power balance drifts Virtual reality, total blurring of the sea Everything is moving fast, wondering how long we’ll last! [Chorus] We didn't start the fire! It was always burning, since the world's been turning. We didn't start the fire! No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it.