The Man In The Boat
(Tempo: 138 BPM. Heavy, rolling 4x4 percussion. Sub-bass so thick it rattles the ribs.)
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Lyrics
[Intro - 32 Bars]
(Minimal kick and hats. A filtered, pitched-down voice whispers: "Self-service... selecta.")
(The "Warp" bass breathes in the background: Wha-wha-wha-whp)
Yeah... you know how I like it.
No distractions.
Just the bass, and my fingers.
[Verse 1]
Lights down low, but the energy’s high
I’m looking at me, I’m the apple of my eye
Silk sheets sliding, it’s a solo design
I’m taking my time, yeah, I’m feeling divine.
Left hand, right hand—don’t really care
There’s a heavy-duty rhythm in the humid air.
[Pre-Chorus]
(Snare rolls building fast. Bassline starts to growl.)
Flicking the switch, yeah, I’m feeling the heat
Moving my body to this UKG beat
Finding that rhythm, finding that spot
Turning it up 'til I’m literally hot.
[Chorus - The God Warp Drop]
(Sudden silence for half a beat, then a massive, metallic WUB-WOBBLE)
I like to flick my bean, yeah, I’m in the zone
I’m playing with the man in the boat all alone
Bassline bumping, shaking the wall
I’m my own lover, I’m having a ball!
(Warp-warp-warp-wobble)
(Vocal chop: "Flick-flick-flick-flick-flick it")
[Break]
I’m gonna cum!, I’m gonna cum!, I’m cumming!
[Verse 2]
Precision touch, yeah, I know the technique
Making me shiver, making me weak
I don't need a king to find the throne
I'm the master of the "O" when I'm on my own.
Deep in the pocket, deep in the groove
I like the way my own body moves.
[The Breakdown - Extended Bass Solo]
(Beat drops out. Only a pulsing sub-bass and a "wet" synth sound.)
Slow it down...
Circle around...
(Sound of a heavy gasp sampled and looped)
Now... give it to me HEAVY.
[Verse 3 - The Grime Flow]
One-two, check the technique
I’ve been at it for a minute, I’ve been at it for a week
I’m the captain of the ship, I’m the man in the boat
I’m the G.O.A.T. of the self-love, keep it afloat.
Bassline’s filthy, fingers are too
Doing everything he could never do!
[Chorus - Final Peak]
(Maximum distortion. The "God Warp" effect is at 100%.)
I like to flick my bean, yeah, I’m in the zone
I’m playing with the man in the boat all alone
Bassline bumping, shaking the wall
I’m my own lover, I’m having a ball!
[Break]
I’m gonna cum!, I’m gonna cum!, I’m cumming!
[Outro - 16 Bars]
(Garage shuffle returns. The bass slowly filters out.)
Yeah... that's the one.
Sweet satisfaction.
(Fading out: "Man in the boat... man in the boat... rewind that...")