WE ARE THE KITCHEN CREW2
Style: Sister Sledge – We Are Family BPM: 115–120 Groove: Classic 70s disco — four‑on‑the‑floor kick, crisp snare on 2 & 4, tight 16th‑note hi‑hats, funky off‑beat guitar. Bass: Warm, melodic, syncopated, octave jumps. Keys/Strings: Smooth major‑key chords, soft disco strings, bright stabs in the chorus. Vocals: Soulful female lead, upbeat phrasing, clear diction, 3‑part harmonies, call‑and‑response. Phrasing: Slightly behind the beat, short pickups before downbeats, held notes on key words. Mood: Joyful, uplifting, family‑unity, feel‑good disco.,Mixed Choir
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Lyrics
(Chorus – Big, Funky, Everyone Grooving)
We are the kitchen crew,
All of us working like family do!
We are the kitchen crew,
Feeding champions, pushing right through!
(Verse 1 – Smooth Disco Groove)
Morning in the kitchen, chaos on the rise,
Ayrton walks in smiling with those calm, professional eyes.
Checks the pans, checks the team, keeps the rhythm tight,
He’s the captain of the kitchen, making everything feel right!
(Verse 2 – Funk Bounce)
Then comes Bacco — mamma mia, what a scene,
The brother you adore… even when he gets extreme.
He’s everywhere at once, like a hurricane on cue,
But when trouble hits the kitchen, he’s the first to pull you through!
(Chorus – Bright & Happy)
We are the kitchen crew,
All of us working like family do!
We are the kitchen crew,
Laughing, cooking, pushing right through!
(Verse 3 – Disco Strut)
Here come Luca and James, sous chefs on fire,
Running the ship like captains, lifting service higher.
Extra food, events, last‑minute fights,
They handle every challenge like disco dynamites!
(Verse 4 – Comedy Funk)
A player wants pancakes shaped like his face,
Special events at two? “Bring it on!” they say,
Luca and James make every request look easy all day,
Turning madness into rhythm in their own funky way!
(Verse 5 – Salad Funk)
Domingo in the corner, calm like a monk,
Ten years slicing veggies, never losing his funk.
Precise every day, steady like a pro,
Chaos all around him — but he’s always in the flow.
(Verse 6 – Sweet Disco, Updated)
Lauren joins the rhythm with a smile so sweet,
Moving like a dancer with lettuce in her groove.
Fresh, healthy salads for the players and crew,
Colourful and perfect — always shining new.
(Chorus – Everyone Dancing)
We are the kitchen crew,
All of us working like family do!
We are the kitchen crew,
Laughing, cooking, pushing right through!
(Verse 7 – V.I.P. Funk)
Then comes Leeroy — oh, here comes the show,
V.I.P. in his mind everywhere he goes.
Serving players in comfort like a five‑star king,
Plating every dish like a royal wedding fling!
(Verse 8 – Funk Swagger)
He works hard, he smiles, he loves every bite,
Says “I’m the star chef!” — and he might be right.
Glides through the lounge with celebrity mood,
Taking selfies with the food… before serving the food!
(Verse 9 – Breakfast Disco)
Then comes Gharry — sunshine of the day,
Flipping pancakes high in a breakfast ballet.
Chicken sausages sizzling, dreams coming true,
He fuels the whole kitchen — players AND the crew!
(Verse 10 – Feel‑Good Funk)
Always smiling, always happy, never missing a beat,
Turning morning madness into something sweet.
We thank him every day in our own special way:
“Gharry, you’re the reason we survive another day!”
(Verse 11 – Magic Groove)
Here comes Harry — quiet magic in the room,
Professional and smiling, cutting through the gloom.
Helps everywhere, anytime, without making a sound,
He’s the calm in the chaos, the trust that’s always around.
(Verse 12 – Disco Heart)
Need a hand? Harry’s there. Need a fix? He’s on it.
Need peace in the madness? He brings it every minute.
Never lets you down — not once, not ever,
He’s the glue of the kitchen, holding everything together.
(Verse 13 – Enter Mark, Funk Hero)
Then comes Mark — the legend, the star,
Police gave him a medal just for being who you are.
Shrek‑heart giant with a smile so wide,
Complaining and laughing standing side by side!
(Verse 14 – Power Funk)
Travelling chef, always ready to go,
Lifting 360 kilos like it’s nothing — bro!
A pillar of the kitchen, trusted far and wide,
For away games he’s perfect — shiny big head as our guide.
(Verse 15 – Comedy Drop)
He steps a little strong and the room starts to shake,
Even his ulcer pops out yelling “Mark… for goodness’ sake!”
But he’s our gentle giant, our hero, our man,
The one who keeps the kitchen running like a master plan!
(Bridge – Funk Breakdown, Call & Response)
Ayrton leads it — oh yes he does!
Bacco frees it — you know he does!
Luca and James — they keep the flame!
Domingo chills it — steady and calm!
Lauren thrills it — sweet as a charm!
Leeroy serves it — V.I.P. style!
Gharry starts it — morning smile!
Harry guards it — magic all day!
Mark the giant — showing the way!
(Final Chorus – Big Disco Celebration)
We are the kitchen crew,
All of us working like family do!
We are the kitchen crew,
Laughing, cooking, pushing right through!
We are the kitchen crew…
And nobody does it like we do!