Redneck Roadkill Cookout

Jump in your muddy truck Bring your country girl Pull over on the way Scrape up that black top squirrel Spark the bonfire, light up the grill Give your country friends a shout Grab a dead critter from off the street It's a redneck roadkill cookout Driving on the highway A deer steps into the curve Blind him with your high beams Take him out, don't bother to swerve In the ditch along I-75 Freshly killed by a car or truck Bring the steaks and tenderloins From that big expressway buck I've heard cattails And dandelion blossom Will go down real good With a tire track possum Jump in your muddy truck Bring your country girl Pull over on the way Scrape up that black top squirrel Spark the bonfire, light up the grill, Give your country friends a shout Grab a dead critter from off the street It's a redneck roadkill cookout If you live along a dirt road And there's woods around your house All we ask for you to bring Is a couple gravel squished grouse It's a waste to leave the animals On the road there where they die Just peel em up, add some spice Mix them in with crushed porcupine Now all my friends have gathered Sharing a meal under the moon Licking sauce off sticky fingers From barbecued flatcoon So jump in your muddy truck Bring your country girl Pull over on the way Scrape up that black top squirrel Spark the bonfire, light up the grill Give your country friends a shout Grab a dead critter from off the street It's a redneck roadkill cookout Grab a dead critter from off the street It's a redneck roadkill cookout.