​(Intro - High Energy, camera shaking effect)

​(Intro - High Energy, camera shaking effect) "Yo guys! Welcome back to the 5000th vlog. Aaj hum kuch crazy karne wale hain... aaj hum... nashta karenge! Arey waah!" ​(Verse 1 - Rap style, fast-paced) Subah 8 baje alarm nahi, notification aata hai, Sourav camera leke seedha bed pe paaya jata hai! "Doston, aaj main uth gaya hoon, dekho suraj nikal gaya," Haters bole—"Bhai tera content toh kabka pighal gaya!" ​(Chorus - Sing this like a catchy Pop song) Piyush ko dikhao, views ka jugaad pao, Thumbnail pe rona, phir thodi khichdi khao! "Arey waah! Arey waah!" har baat pe bolna, Content ke naam pe bas dabba hi kholna! ​(Bridge - Deep voice, mocking style) "Guys, aaj thoda emotional feel ho raha hai," (Background mein Kunali chupke se so raha hai). iPhone liya, Porsche li, sabka credit baccho ko, Logic toh dur ki baat, pehle sambhalo kaccho ko! ​(Outro - Whispering like a secret) "Theek hai guys, aaj ke liye itna hi. Thumbnail mein 'Porsche' likha tha, par cycle hi dikhayi. Kal milte hain 8 baje... subscribe kar dena warna... Piyush chocolate nahi dega! Bye!"