The best con- beliefe me v5

[verse] It’s incredible, folks, really—biggest scam of all time, They said I couldn’t do it, but I did—took every last dime. Trump steaks? Best steaks. University? Top tier. You got nothing? Not my fault—should’ve read the fine print, dear! [refrain] Tremendous, folks, totally tremendous! I win, you lose—sad! So sad! Factories closed, jobs went poof, But I made America great—just for me, not for you! [verse] Listen, folks, the economy? The best—before I crashed it. Taxes? Only suckers pay. You? Oh, you got trashed, kid! But don’t worry, I gave billionaires the biggest breaks, While you got evicted—fake news, I’m great! [refrain] Tremendous, folks, totally tremendous! I win, you lose—sad! So sad! Healthcare’s gone, your bills are due, But Mar-a-Lago’s lovely—too bad for you! [bridge] Losers, haters, deep state clowns, They said I lost? WRONG—turn it around! I love the poorly educated—you're the best! Now buy my NFT, be a patriot—don’t ask the rest! [verse] Military? Full of suckers—why would I go? Draft dodged like a champ—bone spurs, you know! But go on, fight for me, die in my name, While I golf 18 holes and bask in the fame! [refrain] Tremendous, folks, totally tremendous! I win, you lose—sad! So sad! You sold your soul, I took my cut, Now kiss my ring—you love this stuff! [outro] 2024? Maybe jail—who knows? But you’ll still chant my name like good little pros. So keep wearing that hat, keep sending me checks, I’m the best at this game—you’re next!