WHEN IT ALL JUST DRIFTS AWAY

A IT’S GONNA SNEAK UP ON YA’ WHEN YOU’RE FEELIN’ FINE E YOU’LL BE LOOKIN’ DOWN AT A BIGGER WAISTLINE THEN ONE DAY…YOU’RE SPORTIN’ CELLULITE THIGHS A SMEARIN “PREPARATION H”…UNDER YOUR EYES D DRINKIN’ “SLIM FAST”…REACHIN’ BACK FOR THE PAST A EATIN’ LOW CARB DIETS…WISHIN’ YOUTH COULD LAST E YOU’LL BE ONE OF US…YOU BET YOUR SAGGY BIG ASS E7 A A7 WHEN IT ALL ………………..JUST DRIFTS AWAY D A D A WHEN IT ALL JUST DRIFTS AWAY…WHEN IT ALL JUST DRIFTS AWAY E I REALLY DON’T CARE WHATEVER SHAPE YOU’RE IN WHATEVER DROPS DOWN AIN’T GONNA RISE AGAIN E7 A WHEN IT ALL……….. JUST DRIFTS AWAY A THERE’S A HIGH-CLASS STRIPPER IN SOME LOUNGE TONIGHT E TAKES A LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND HER EYES FILL WITH FRIGHT A COUPLE THINGS HAVE SAGGED A COUPLE INCHES…MAYBE MORE A AND THERE’S STRETCH MARKS COMING SHE’S PRETTY SURE D HER FIRM FANNY’S FALLEN TO THE BACK OF HER KNEES A AND SHE CRIEWS OUT, “GET ME OUTA HERE, PLEASE… E ‘CAUSE LORDY LOS VEGAS AIN’T THE PLACE TO BE… E7 A A7 WHEN IT ALL………….JUST DRIFTS AWAY (CHORUS) A THERE WAS A MACHO MAN…WORE A SPEEDO BIKINI E HE WAS OFTEN COMPARED TO A HEALTHY ZUCCINI THEN ONE DAY…EVERYTHING STARTS TO SHRINK A HE DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO HE DON’T KNOW WHAT TO THINK D SHOULD HE DRINK A HEALTH TONIC…HAVE A HIGH COLONIC… A BUY AN OUT OF TOWN TICKET ON A SUPER SONIC? E HE FIGURES ALL HIS…FRIENDSHIPS GONNA… BE PLATONIC E7 A WHEN IT ALL……………..JUST DRIFTS AWAY D A D A WHEN IT ALL JUST DRIFTS AWAY…WHEN IT ALL JUST DRIFTS AWAY E IT REALLY DON’T MATTER WHAT KINDA SHAPE YOU’RE IN WHATEVER SLIDES DOWN AIN’T COMIN’ BACK UP AGAIN E7 A E7 A WHEN IT ALL ……..I MEAN WHEN IT “ALL” ………JUST DRIFTS….. AWAY