Create a funny song to play for my girlfriend on v

[Intro – playful piano riff, soft tap-dance percussion] (Instrumental Solo) [Verse 1 – bouncy piano, warm ukulele strum] I’m Mark, chairman of the operatic crew Stuck in rehearsals, feeling kinda blue Then I saw Laura, singing like a dream In Nativity rehearsals, my whole world gleamed [Pre-Chorus – swelling strings, building energy] Divorced with two girls, I thought my shot was gone But she walked in, and I knew something was wrong Wrong with my old life, right with this new start A year and a half later, still got my heart in a cart [Chorus – full ensemble brass, triumphant melody] We’re Banbury’s perfect pair, Shrek and Fiona on stage Pizza at midnight, then we hit the gym page Two daughters each, but we make it all fit Laura’s my everything, my favorite bit She drives an MG, I drive a clunky van But we’re madly in love, yeah, we’re the plan Social secretary queen, she runs every event My talented, gorgeous girl, heaven sent [Verse 2 – playful xylophone, light drumbeat] She’s multi-tasking, booking gigs and baking treats I’m fumbling with budgets, tripping over my feet We sing duets at home, practice Shrek’s big scene Her voice makes my knees weak, every single time [Pre-Chorus – rising woodwinds, growing intensity] Two separate houses, but we’re never apart Pizza nights, squat sets, and a whole lot of heart She fixes my messes, I cheer her on loud This love’s not a showtune, it’s better, I swear it’s allowed [Chorus – full orchestration, layered harmonies] We’re Banbury’s perfect pair, Shrek and Fiona on stage Pizza at midnight, then we hit the gym page Two daughters each, but we make it all fit Laura’s my everything, my favorite bit She drives an MG, I drive a clunky van But we’re madly in love, yeah, we’re the plan Social secretary queen, she runs every event My talented, gorgeous girl, heaven sent [Bridge – soft piano solo, intimate vocals] I thought love was a show, a scripted old play But Laura’s the real thing, every single day She’s sexy, she’s smart, she’s my biggest fan I’d follow her anywhere, even to a yoga class, man [Solo – soaring violin, playful brass interlude] (Instrumental Solo) [Final Chorus – full cast ensemble, maximum energy] We’re Banbury’s perfect pair, Shrek and Fiona on stage Pizza at midnight, then we hit the gym page Two daughters each, but we make it all fit Laura’s my everything, my favorite bit She drives an MG, I drive a clunky van But we’re madly in love, yeah, we’re the plan Social secretary queen, she runs every event My talented, gorgeous girl, heaven sent [Outro – fading piano, soft harmony hum] Banbury’s perfect pair, forever we’ll stay Singing, laughing, loving, every single day