Contraction Faction

Contraction Faction, what's your action? You take two words and make subtractions! (And sometimes three) "Do not" to "don't" and "will not" to "won't," "Could have" to "could've" — but "could of?" Please don't! That apostrophe's working overtime, Smushing words together, making sentences shine! "I am" to "I'm," and "you are" to "you're," "We have" to "we've" — want to learn some more? Contraction Faction, what's your action? Combining words for your satisfaction! And when you're feeling really slick, Try "y'all'd've" — that's the Southern trick! Four words in one, ain't that a feat? The Contraction Faction can't be beat! [train whistle sound effect sample]