Sweet angel Tula walks in so calm,

Sweet angel Tula walks in so calm, Helping everyone, keeping the peace strong, Shares her snacks, cleans the mess, Carries the house with emotional stress. Then Josephine enters like a natural disaster, Volume on MAX, attitude faster, Steals your charger, eats your food, Then asks what YOUR problem is with a fake-cute mood. Pre-Chorus Same family, same walls, different breed— One’s pure gold, one’s chaos with knees. Chorus Angel Tula, patient and kind, Holding it together with a tired mind, Then Josephine shows up ruining scenes, Certified brat with drama routines. Yeah Tula’s peace, Josephine’s noise, One brings calm, one destroys joys, If annoying was a full-time job, Josephine would be CEO, boss, and god. Verse 2 Tula says sorry when it’s not her fault, Josephine argues just to feel involved, Tula helps even when she’s tired, Josephine complains like she’s been personally fired. Tula listens, gives good advice, Josephine repeats things in a dumb baby voice twice, Tula’s like “breathe, it’s gonna be fine,” Josephine’s like “move, you’re blocking my shine.” Pre-Chorus Tula brings peace like a quiet song, Josephine brings problems all day long. Chorus Angel Tula, literal saint, Holding back rage that deserves restraint, Then Josephine slams the door real loud, Acts shocked when nobody’s proud. Yeah Tula’s grace, Josephine’s mess, One says “please,” one causes stress, They share a house but not a vibe— One’s mature, one barely survived. Bridge Josephine trips over air, blames Tula, Takes her stuff, says “I was just borrowing, duh,” Starts fake crying when she gets caught, Then asks for favors like she forgot. If being annoying was an Olympic sport, Josephine would medal in EVERY court, Gold in yelling, silver in sass, Bronze in being a pain in the— yeah, that. Soft Chorus (sarcastic sweet) Ohhh Angel Tula… Thanks for surviving this household… Final Chorus Angel Tula, holding it down, Keeping her cool while Josephine clowns, Tula’s trying to live her best life dream, Josephine’s busy causing a scene. Yeah Tula shines, Josephine screams, One has manners, one has schemes, Love you both—but let’s be real… Josephine, you are A LOT to deal. Outro So shoutout to Tula for staying sane, And Josephine… Give back the hoodie. Stop touching stuff. Close the door. And maybe—just maybe— use your inside voice.