Claude's Plan
To the tune of Toronto Hip Hop's "God's Plan", use a Toronto Hip Hop Style
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Lyrics
(Verse 1)
Yeah, I've been writing all this code, yeah
Stack Overflow my second home, yeah
Copilot tryna take my job
But half the time it's clearly wrong
I said I do it on my own, yeah
Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V, I'm in the zone, yeah
They said "just prompt it, save some time"
It gave me Python… project's Java, that's a crime
(Hook)
Claude's plan, Claude's plan
I refactored all your code 'cause I'm the man
Auto-complete don't understand
Fifty microservices — that wasn't the plan
Claude's plan, Claude's plan
Hallucinated docs across the land
Left pad broke, I don't understand
Sometimes I think the AI's got the upper hand
(Verse 2)
They said "ship it, move fast, break things"
Now production's down and Slack just pings
PM said "just add some AI"
Sir, this is a login page, but sure, I'll try
Kubernetes cluster for a to-do app
Terraform scripts — no turning back
Senior dev said "keep it simple, fam"
But the AI said I need a Kafka exam
(Hook)
Claude's plan, Claude's plan
Token limit hit, I lost my train of… man
Deploying straight to prod, no scan
"It works on my machine" — that's the masterplan
(Outro)
Yeah… they ask me what I do for fun
I debug code that AI spun
God laughed when he saw my PR
Claude's plan… Claude's plan…